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Dexys are an English pop rock band from Birmingham, with soul influences, who achieved major commercial success in the early to mid- 1980s. They are best known in the UK for their songs \"Geno\" and \"Come On Eileen\", both of which reached No. 1 on the UK Singles Chart, and achieved six other top-20 singles. \"Come On Eileen\" also topped the US Billboard Hot 100, and, with extensive airplay on MTV, they are associated with the Second British Invasion.
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Dorcaschema nigrum is a species of beetle in the family Cerambycidae. It was described by Say in 1826, originally under the genus Saperda. It is known from Canada and the United States.
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