{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
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{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
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