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{"type":"standard","title":"Sheeted dyke complex","displaytitle":"Sheeted dyke complex","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7492547","titles":{"canonical":"Sheeted_dyke_complex","normalized":"Sheeted dyke complex","display":"Sheeted dyke complex"},"pageid":9882915,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Sheeted_Dykes_-_Anne_Burgess.jpg/330px-Sheeted_Dykes_-_Anne_Burgess.jpg","width":320,"height":214},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Sheeted_Dykes_-_Anne_Burgess.jpg","width":640,"height":427},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1237408302","tid":"25d320a4-4dcd-11ef-908f-86be897c50ca","timestamp":"2024-07-29T17:08:17Z","description":"Series of parallel dykes characteristic of oceanic crust","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheeted_dyke_complex","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheeted_dyke_complex?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheeted_dyke_complex?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sheeted_dyke_complex"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheeted_dyke_complex","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sheeted_dyke_complex","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheeted_dyke_complex?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sheeted_dyke_complex"}},"extract":"A sheeted dyke complex, or sheeted dike complex, is a series of sub-parallel intrusions of igneous rock, forming a layer within the oceanic crust. At mid-ocean ridges, dykes are formed when magma beneath areas of tectonic plate divergence travels through a fracture in the earlier formed oceanic crust, feeding the lavas above and cooling below the seafloor forming upright columns of igneous rock. Magma continues to cool, as the existing seafloor moves away from the area of divergence, and additional magma is intruded and cools. In some tectonic settings slices of the oceanic crust are obducted (emplaced) upon continental crust, forming an ophiolite.","extract_html":"
A sheeted dyke complex, or sheeted dike complex, is a series of sub-parallel intrusions of igneous rock, forming a layer within the oceanic crust. At mid-ocean ridges, dykes are formed when magma beneath areas of tectonic plate divergence travels through a fracture in the earlier formed oceanic crust, feeding the lavas above and cooling below the seafloor forming upright columns of igneous rock. Magma continues to cool, as the existing seafloor moves away from the area of divergence, and additional magma is intruded and cools. In some tectonic settings slices of the oceanic crust are obducted (emplaced) upon continental crust, forming an ophiolite.
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